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An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newley a suitable match for her daughter.
Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.
Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.
Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.
An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.
A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.
Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.
Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.
Doug and Arthur investigate when Doug's wallet is stolen; they suspect Carrie's admirer is responsible for the theft.
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend.
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
Christine reluctantly attends her neighbor's holiday block party, where she discovers a juicy secret.
The response of her therapist is not quite what she had expected after Christine tells him that she's in love with him.
Christine finds herself falling in love with Max, until Mr. Harris returns and she must sort out her feelings.
As Richard and New Christine plan for their baby, Christine gets jealous and decides she wants an infant of her own.
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit.
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship.
To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier.
Mike's plan to spoil Molly for her birthday goes awry after he eats psychedelic gelato.
Mike's eyebrows end up in danger as he starts transforming the basement into a living area; Carl asks Samuel to be his roommate.
Mike decides to go to a male fertility clinic and get tested; Vince gets a job as a door-to-door vacuum salesman.
Molly parties with Victoria and her friends on spring break; Mike tries to get special overtime assignments.
Mike's birthday wish is for Molly and Peggy to get along, but the two clash as they try to plan his party; Samuel and Carl go after the same woman.
When Molly decides that she and Mike should pursue new hobbies before they become parents, they try roller skating.
While Molly is out of town, lonely Mike binges on junk food; Carl thinks about leaving Chicago after getting heartbreaking news.
Molly is so focused on directing a school recital that she doesn't realize that another teacher is hitting on her; Vince talks Mike into an unusual money-making scheme.
When Peggy breaks up with Patrick, Mike tries to reunite them; as a tornado reaches Chicago, Molly and Mike reveal important news to each other.
After Molly realizes she's nothing more than a cog in a broken-down education system; she has a mini meltdown and ends up climbing out the window of her classroom.
Molly goes to the funeral home where Victoria works to research her novel; Mike looks at Molly's writing.
Molly asks Joyce to help her spy on a suspicious neighbor; the guys share aspirations during a poker game.
At his high-school reunion, Ray discovers Debra is cool and he is not.
Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.
At open-school night, Michael reads aloud his story about family members who always yell at one another.
Ally's teacher invites Ray to address the curriculum review board after he comments that the kids have too much work to do.
Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.
Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine.
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his ``little brother``; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on ``Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee.``
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
George's date gets credit for a salad purchase; Newman once dumped Jerry's date; Kramer clashes with a former athlete.
Jerry convinces George to ask baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
After the business she shares with Barb turns out to be profitable, Christine is put between a rock and a hard place deciding whether to spend her share of the money on herself or on charity.
Christine tries to teach Ritchie's class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station.
Christine decides Ritchie deserves to go on a family vacation like his friends, but her plans to take him to Florida don't turn out quite as she had intended.
Christine takes a cranky, pregnant New Christine to a salon for some pampering while Richard plans a surprise wedding.
When Christine realizes her life has not evolved in the past five years, Max offers to help her make a big change.
Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.
Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors.
Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu.
Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job.
The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive.
Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future.
Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together.
Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause.
The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail.
Molly needs to adjust her spending habits on shoes if she wants to maintain harmony in her marriage with Mike.
After being shot in a robbery, Mike decides to live each day as if it's his last; Carl thinks Mike should quit the police force.
Molly accepts a job as a forklift driver at Vince's warehouse when she decides to take a break from writing her novel.
Determined to change Mike's normal routine, Molly encourages him to try new things.
After fighting with Joyce about money, Molly and Mike move into Mike's childhood bedroom at Peggy's place.
Mike asks Carl to fill in for him as Molly's dance partner, but gets jealous when he thinks they are having too much fun.
With all of Molly's unusual behaviour as of late, Mike suggests it would be beneficial for Molly to see a therapist to help sort out her feelings.
Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother.
The entire family wonders if Victoria has finally met the one when she brings a new boyfriend home.
Molly meets the friend of her dreams when Peggy's childhood pal visits, but Peggy isn't fond of sharing.
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Jealous of Carrie's new job and her long hours, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest and decides he would like his own newspaper column.
Ray must convince Debra of his innocence after a waitress at Nemo's catches his eye.
Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.
Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.
Debra gets mad when Ray's problem with showing affection for her becomes a family matter.
Debra yearns for nothing more than a peaceful birthday at home with her husband, but Ray's lie to his parents and brother catch the couple in a compromising situation.
A brief complication after minor surgery forces the Barones to consider life without Raymond.
Robert's mother-in-law, Pat, is concealing a big secret from her family.
Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.
A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.
An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.
Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.
Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.
Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.
An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newley a suitable match for her daughter.
A boy tracks down the man who killed his father and will avenge his death at any cost.
A widower finds himself charged with murder after attempting to protect the reputation of his son's schoolteacher.
A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.
Ben disapproves when a man (Albert Salmi) hired by the Cattlemen's Association to stop rustlers uses violence.
A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.
The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.
Girl-shy Warren turns into a sleepwalking Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.
Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impoverished congregation buy an organ.
Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop, where the new proprietors are actually counterfeiters.
Goober has dreams of entering show business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog.
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When Christine discovers that Ritchie has been bullying other kids, she decides to apologize to the woman she used to terrorize in school.
Fearful that he might propose to her, Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave; Richard realizes he must woo New Christine to get her back.
Christine sets Richard up with a beautiful woman who works out at her gym; Richard's friend Tom continues to try to woo Christine.
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.
When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.
Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend.
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
Ray's latest manipulative plan involves constantly turning down Debra.
Robert gets angry when Ray tells him his wife talks too much.
Marie sees Frank putting salt on the lasagna, so she fears that she is losing her touch in the kitchen.
Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.
Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.