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Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.
B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.
Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.
A suave stranger's reputation changes when his girlfriend admits killing her father, who disapproved of the match; guest Rory Calhoun.
A reformed criminal (Nehemiah Persoff) meets with his former sweetheart (Gloria DeHaven).
Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town.
A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.
A homeless baby triggers maternal instincts in two women, one of whom is Kitty.
Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.
Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.
Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.
Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.
A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.
Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.
Ray and Debra lie to Frank about the source of injuries they incurred during romance.
Debra and Marie hope that Robert will be stirred to action when they fix up Amy with Raymond's friend Gianni.
While watching the twins play basketball, Ray has a hard time dealing with the fact that Geoffrey is a terrible athlete.
Debra isn't sure what to think when her father brings an older female companion to Thanksgiving dinner.
Robert involves Ray in a complicated plot when he discovers that the woman he is dating thinks he is Ray.
Frank becomes a wanted man after he catches the ball at a college football game and refuses to give it back to the kicker.
Ray asserts his rights as king of the castle after complaining that Debra makes all the household decisions.
Debra hurts Frank's feelings when the family is stranded together during a snowstorm.
Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.
Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.
Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.
Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.
Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.
Carrie and Doug reminisce about how they first met, remembering that it certainly wasn't love at first sight.
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
Jill becomes a new woman after returning from her wellness retreat; Bonnie is offended when she refuses to pay for lunch; Christy's plans for the future are thrown off track following disappointing news.
Bonnie locks horns with Jill's inner-strength coach, Miranda; Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school.
Christy and Bonnie help Jill get sober again; Christy's boyfriend is less than understanding when it ruins his birthday weekend.
Christy gets a surprising offer from her boyfriend; Bonnie struggles to be the stable one in her relationship after Adam experiences a devastating loss.
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Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone.
Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh Police Department, and makes a hero out of him.
Detective Barney Fife returns to Mayberry in time for the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.
Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted when his high-school sweetheart moves back to town.
Hawkeye is overcome by a mysterious bout of nonstop sneezing.
Hawkeye must tell a wounded soldier that tests indicate he has chronic leukemia and can't give blood to his best buddy.
A letter from Radar brightens the colonel's day until Klinger accidentally breaks his glasses.
A former convict (Dan Duryea) asks Ben to help him convince lawmen and bounty hunters he knows nothing of a hidden fortune in gold.
A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.
A widower finds himself charged with murder after attempting to protect the reputation of his son's schoolteacher.
A boy tracks down the man who killed his father and will avenge his death at any cost.
An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newley a suitable match for her daughter.
Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.
Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.
The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.
Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.
Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.
Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.
Ray vows to win the grand prize of the Frontier Girls cookie drive when Ally's troop leader targets his parents' house.
Marie ruins Robert's lucky suit while ironing it for his interview with the FBI.
Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.
Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.
Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.
Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.
When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother ``mom,`` Marie has a surprising reaction.
Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children; Arthur rediscovers a breakfast cereal from his childhood.
Doug (Kevin James) tries to keep Arthur (Jerry Stiller) busy while Carrie (Leah Remini) sets up a surprise party for his 75th birthday.
Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon; Arthur threatens to injure Carrie's boss.
Big Brother Doug (Kevin James) tries anything to impress his new protege, including entering a 10K run. With Leah Remini and Patton Oswalt.
Doug (Kevin James) is duped by Tim (Bryan Cranston) into participating in a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
Jerry pays a price for mocking his uncle (Len Lesser) on ``The Tonight Show``; tenants hate new shower heads.
When the ladies bring a meeting to a women's prison, Bonnie is attacked by an old acquaintance; Christy helps Bonnie make amends.
Christy considers getting a new sponsor after witnessing Marjorie have a major meltdown in a grocery store; Bonnie tries her hand at being a supportive friend.
Christy is concerned that she and Bonnie might lose their apartment when Bonnie locks horns with the tough new building owner.
Christy's sponsor challenges her to be nice to Bonnie at all costs; Bonnie is convinced Adam has stopped making an effort.
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Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.
Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard buys the building and raises the rent.
The Taylors find out that their heroic ancestor, immortalized in a statue, was actually a crook.
Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication.
Charles becomes obsessed with death following a sniper attack.
The sudden illness of a USO singer brings the touring troupe to the 4077th.
The ailing USO singer undergoes emergency surgery as the troupe entertains the camp.
Hoss stops a boxer's (George Kennedy) suicide attempt, then objects when his girl begins to show an interest in the man.
Dodge City residents are stunned when Matt turns in his badge because he no longer feels he can keep the peace.
A widower and his four sons plan to hunt down Matt to avenge the death of a fifth son, a wanted murderer.
Matt rides into a town to warn about approaching outlaws, only to be captured and held for ransom by the band himself.
A band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws takes Doc and saloon owner Lyla Ross captive.
Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.
Barney becomes the toast of Mayberry when he helps capture an escaped convict. It goes to his head until the man escapes and returns to exact revenge on Barney.
Jim Lindsey, a guitarist from Mayberry who becomes famous while playing in a band, returns to town after failing his solo career.
Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.
Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.
A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.
A homeless baby triggers maternal instincts in two women, one of whom is Kitty.
A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.
Matt and another marshal are ordered to restore peace and order in a lawless town.
A reformed criminal (Nehemiah Persoff) meets with his former sweetheart (Gloria DeHaven).
A suave stranger's reputation changes when his girlfriend admits killing her father, who disapproved of the match; guest Rory Calhoun.
Col. Potter is overwhelmed by the attention he receives as his staff tries to reduce his blood pressure before his annual physical.
Hawkeye becomes a villain after his practical joke on Charles goes awry.
B.J. braces for a wedding anniversary without Peg as Charles prepares for front-line action.
Hawkeye gives up jokes while Charles schemes to give up Korea.
Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.
The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens.
Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher.
Otis and Howard rescue Andy, who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank robbers.
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After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris Christine gets insecure and considers plastic surgery.
Barb gives Christine a reason to worry about consummating her relationship with Mr. Harris; Matthew has second thoughts about medical school due to the identity of his first cadaver.
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.