Comedy Central Schedule

The Limo

Jerry and George commandeer a limousine headed for a neo-Nazi rally.

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

The Boyfriend

Jerry's baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits.

The Fix-Up

Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

The Pez Dispenser

George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance.

The Subway

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

The Red Dot

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

The Alternate Side

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

The Stranded

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Soon after their blind date goes disastrously wrong, two single parents (Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore) and their children end up sharing a suite together at an African resort.

A wedding singer loses all hope when he is abandoned at the altar by his fiancè. He meets a young woman named Julia, who enlists his help to plan her wedding. He falls in love with her and must win her over before she gets married.

Ann and Chris

Leslie throws a goodbye party for Ann and Chris and tries to fulfill a promise; the guys search for a going-away gift for Chris.

Farmers Market

Leslie and Ben argue over sales techniques at the farmers market; Ann looks for a way to let off steam about the annoying parts of pregnancy; April backs Andy in a new creative venture.

New Beginnings

Leslie and Ben start new jobs; Donna, April and Andy prank Ben; Tom readies himself for a big presentation; Ann and Chris consider the future.

Second Chunce

Leslie makes plans for her future with Ben as she comes to term with her last day in office; Ann and Chris learn the sex of their baby; Chris returns from London.

The Cones of Dunshire

Leslie faces off with Councilman Jamm; Ben gets a new hobby; Tom, April and Donna help Ron sell his cabin.

Fluoride

Leslie tries to tackle some of her goals, such as hosting an event with the Indianapolis Colts and adding fluoride to Pawnee's drinking water; Chris and Ron build cribs together.

Recall Vote

On the day of the recall vote, Leslie works on a haunted house with Ben, Chris and Ann; Tom asks Ron for help saving his business.

Britney's New Look

When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

Tonsil Trouble

Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.

The List

A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.

Guitar Queer-O

Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero`` damage his friendship with Kyle.

More Crap

Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.

Le Petit Tourette

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

Night of the Living Homeless

The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.

D-Yikes!

When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.

Fantastic Easter Special

Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.

The Snuke

Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.

Lice Capades

An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

Cartman Sucks

Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.

Soon after their blind date goes disastrously wrong, two single parents (Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore) and their children end up sharing a suite together at an African resort.

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

A wedding singer loses all hope when he is abandoned at the altar by his fiancè. He meets a young woman named Julia, who enlists his help to plan her wedding. He falls in love with her and must win her over before she gets married.

The Sting

Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client; Andy starts a band.

Sex Ed

Thinking he has herpes, Michael contacts all his ex-girlfriends; Andy holds a sex education meeting for the office.

Andy's Play

Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter.

Counseling

Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title.

Nepotism

Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.

Whistleblower

When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is.

The Chump

Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract.

The Cover-Up

Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.

Body Language

Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.

Secretary's Day

Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.

Happy Hour

Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela.

New Leads

Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads.

The Delivery

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

The Delivery

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

Filibuster

An emergency late-night filibuster forces Leslie to leave Ben's birthday party early; Tom tries to create memories with his girlfriend; Ron and Donna go hunting; April and Andy reconnect.

Gin It Up!

Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will.

Doppelgangers

Pawnee Parks employees are paired up with their Eagleton counterparts; Chris and Ben work on an accounting project together; Ann divulges her plans.

The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic

Ben, Leslie and Chris meet with Eagleton city councilor Ingrid de Forest to discuss financial matters; Ann brings April to vet school orientation; Ron tries to get off the grid.

London, Part 2

Leslie travels to London to accept an award; Tom hunts down a businessman; Ann and Chris take their relationship to the next level.

London, Part 1

Leslie travels to London to accept an award; Tom hunts down a businessman; Ann and Chris take their relationship to the next level.

Are You Better Off?

Leslie commemorates her first year as a city councilor; April receives life-changing news; Tom considers a business opportunity.

Stanley's Cup

Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.

Hell on Earth 2006

A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.

Miss Teacher B... a Boy

When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

Make Love, Not Warcraft

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

TSST!

The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

Manbearpig

The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.

A Million Little Fibers

Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

Smug Alert!

A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.

The Return of Chef!

Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.

Bloody Mary

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.

Free Willzyx

Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

Trapped in the Closet

When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.

Follow That Egg!

When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

A powerful swing convinces a hockey player he can join the PGA Tour and win back his grandmother's repossessed house.

St. Patrick's Day

Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date.

The Manager and the Salesman

The Sabre CEO visits the Scranton office and says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman; Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires.

Sabre

Michael has a difficult time accepting Sabre's new policies; Erin waits for Andy to ask her on a date.

The Banker

Michael, Dwight, Pam and Andy try to impress a potential buyer who comes to Dunder Mifflin; Michael remembers good times they have had in the office.

Secret Santa

Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party; Jim and Dwight try to get everyone in the holiday spirit; Oscar has a secret crush.

Scott's Tots

Michael must tell the truth when he realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago; Jim starts an employee-of-the-month program to boost employee morale.

Shareholders Meeting

When David Wallace invites Michael to the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, Michael brings Oscar, Dwight and Andy along; Jim tries to get Ryan to do work.

Murder

Troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin rock Michael's world; strange diversions upset Jim; Andy finds that his awkwardness is his biggest hurdle in courting Erin.

Double Date

Having run out of excuses, Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena (Linda Purl); Dwight is doing nice things for everyone in the office.

Koi Pond

The office plans a haunted house for children in the community; Michael falls into a koi pond at an important business meeting.

The Lover

Michael shocks Pam and Jim when he reveals the identity of his new girlfriend; Dwight offers Jim a strange peace offering.

Mafia

Dwight and Andy convince Michael that an insurance salesman who visits the office is part of the Mafia.

Niagara Part 2

The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.

Niagara Part 1

The office mates travel to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding; Michael, Dwight and Andy want to hook up with wedding guests; Jim lets a secret slip at the rehearsal dinner.

The Promotion

The news breaks that not everyone will be getting a raise; Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim; Pam wants cash instead of wedding gifts.

The Meeting

Jim makes a request that leaves Michael feeling defensive and insecure; Pam works on the guest list for the wedding; Toby and Dwight go under cover to investigate a workers' comp claim.

Gossip

Michael feels left out when the rest of the staff gossips about the summer interns, so he hunts for a juicy secret to share.

Company Picnic

Michael reunites with Holly (Amy Ryan) at Dunder Mifflin's annual company picnic while the rest of the staff competes in a volleyball tournament.

The Death Camp of Tolerance

Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of ``The Lord of the Rings`` to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

A Ladder to Heaven

When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society.

Free Hat

The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Red Hot Catholic Love

Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.

Fun With Veal

The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

Asspen

The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

Jared Has Aides

The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.

Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb

Cleveland Jr. takes a vow of chastity when Cleveland has ``the talk`` with Roberta; Rallo becomes a church greeter.

Birth of a Salesman

Tim wishes that bad things would happen to Cleveland after he is named top salesman at Waterman Cable.

The One About Friends

Afraid that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, Cleveland invites his neighbor's son, Ernie, to the house; when Ernie gets too attached to the family, Cleveland has trouble getting him to go home.

Da Daggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance

Cleveland tries to win over his new stepdaughter, Roberta, by asking her to the school's father/daughter dance.

Marjorine

The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

Erection Day

Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.

The Death of Eric Cartman

Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

The Losing Edge

The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Best Friends Forever

Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

Wing

The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.

Die Hippie, Die

The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

A Fistful of Meg

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Quagmire's Quagmire

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

Vestigial Peter

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

Finders Keepers

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

Cafe Disco

Michael brings dancing and coffee to the office; Jim and Pam plan a secret trip.

Casual Friday

Michael must settle a dispute within the sales team; employees cause trouble when they take the term ``casual`` Friday too loosely.

Broke

Michael's new company has a hard time making early-morning deliveries; the office struggles to get expense reports in on time when Angela enforces the company policy.

Heavy Competition

Dwight's devotion to Michael is tested; Andy tries to fulfill Jim's emotional needs.

The Michael Scott Paper Company

Dwight and Andy plan a hunting trip; Charles asks Jim for a ``rundown``, and Jim tries to figure out what that is; Michael hosts a paper and pancakes luncheon.